Landfill Lover T-Shirts

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

Deforestation.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Beginning Yarder.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Where's my horse?'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Folding Container.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

The Speculators

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'