Landfill Lover Mugs

"If obsessing about trash is wrong, then. . . I don't wanna be right."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Deforestation.

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Garden Shop: Top Soil. Bottom Soil.

Beginning Yarder.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He misses his garden when he's on holiday'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

The less popular 'Even Smarter Car'.

"Dad, can we please just buy a week wacker?"

'Where's my horse?'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Fox hunting.

"And thirteen innocent logs perished in that fire they used to burn Joan."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Folding Container.

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

Planes drop vaccines over a city

'So you've finally got round to mowing the garden.'

The Speculators

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

'Al's Lawn Care Service: There's no crabgrass too crabby for us!'

Spotted Owl Migration

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'

Watch overhead if you want to improve product delivery. Bridge financing could figure.

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log

'Come back, you fool! -- The Earth is three-fourths ocean!'