Land Surveying Pillows

"That's it - I've had it up to here with measurement devices."

"No, it wasn't a sinkhole. Your old TV was so heavy the ground could no longer take the weight."

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

When Engineers Crack.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Bob wait, let's do the survey first! Sir, on a scale of 1, poor, to 10, excellent, how would you rate our chase today?"

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

"Sold his air rights."

'Can you spare a minute, madam - I'm doing a king of all I survey.'

Why the discovery of the New World took longer than expected.

"You call yourselves a demographic?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

'What makes you think the basement leaks?'

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"A survey found 82% of people think surveys are a waste of time."

'5.40pm on the 2nd day....and still waiting for the surveyor'

"A new survey shows only 3% of Americans take surveys, but everyone believes the stupid things."

"I see you have experience marking territory."

'Don't worry. The first 30 years of being an inspector are the hardest.'

"Would you have a moment to take a short survey about your experience?"

"Our latest survey shows our customers basically want just three things: prompt service, and apology when mistakes occur and to be treated politely..."

Surveys and economic interests

'Yes. No. Sometimes. No. No. Yes. Don't know. Sometimes. Yes. Mo.'

Results of the Tropical Fish Sex Survey

Pollsters: Mori, Gallup and Just Nosey.

'I wonder if you would like to subscribe to a theory.'

"It's ten o'clock, and seventy-seven per cent of the people think all is well!"