Land Owner Aspirant Prints

"Never again will there be such opportunity in real estate."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Sold his air rights."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

Real Estate Depression

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

I don't need to know any math --- I'm going to be a politician.

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

Highway project

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

"I've sold my airspace."

'My ambition is to become minister of finance.'

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

'This cartoon has loads of potential'

The Land Grab: Then and Now

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

Man caught trespassing having fallen through ice

'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'