Land Owner Aspirant Pillows

"Never again will there be such opportunity in real estate."

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Unforeseeable future site of Hainesmore Industries.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Great training inspires employees: 'I see myself doing you job before too long...'

"Sold his air rights."

'You've got the flying reindeer, elves, and a cheery laugh - have you ever considered being Santa?'

'Apart from Charlie here, I don't have any problems with slugs'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

Real Estate Depression

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"The future of resilience is diversity, not monoculture. And I'm not JUST referring to vegetation."

"I'll just mow the lawn then I'll put myself forward to lead the Conservatives."

'You're on the very bottom of the 'property ladder'. Or as we estate agents call it; 'the food chain'.'

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I have no problem with dictatorships; my problem is with not being the dictator."

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

'That's Burt. Some developer made him an offer for his park bench he couldn't refuse.'

"We had something in your price range. . . but it was condemned!"

Highway project

'Remember, my dear, it's just a starter castle.'

"I've sold my airspace."

Man caught trespassing having fallen through ice

'This cartoon has loads of potential'

'This is great, I'll take it.' 'This is the estate agency office.'

The Land Grab: Then and Now

'Let's just say that I'm in a mood of cautious optimism.'

'My ambition is to become minister of finance.'

"No, it's not a foreclosure. It's my 'Going out of business sale!' Everything must go!"

"I see...and any ideas other than Supreme Leader of the Universe?"

Do something that takes your mind off smoking.

'Where do I see myself in five years? -- Right here, I hope.'