Lake Living Mugs

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

"Marco ..."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Fish talking about fisherman

Rock - see you in a million years!

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"I don't mind you spending the weekend at the lake with the boys, but don't push your luck by bringing home fish."

Canadian Canoe.

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

'Come on, I'll show you a nice string of fish.'