Lake Living Prints

"Sorry, but we're not at the lake."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Marco ..."

Kid to fellow fisherman: 'Why do they stink like fish when they've been bathing this whole time?'

Fish talking about fisherman

'Come out with your fins up!'

Loud mouth bass.

'Sorry, Frank, I know this is your favourite lake, but I just can't eat fish who smoke cigarettes.'

'I don't mind being caught,it's that kissing I hate.'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"Wow-free sky hoagies!"

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

'You catch me, you throw me back. You catch me, you throw me back. Dude, get a life!'

Go jump in the lake!

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

"Frank, I said I'm sorry about breaking your line. But it sure was a big fish, wasn't it."

Men playing water football in barrels on a lake

Man sitting on bank with pulling up fishing with sign from fish attached to hook: Gone fishin'.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

"Well don't snore - you'll frighten the fish!"

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

'You are doing it wrong.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

It's from the homeowners association --- They want me to stop leaving my worries on the doorstep.

Man painting MOM on boat

Canadian Canoe.

A fisherman reacts as he sees a drone flying over the lake with a fishing line into the water below.