Laid-back Liver Gifts

'Since retiring, Bill's become a light beer drinker - it gets light, he starts drinking beer.'

"Lost my job. But I'm pretty sure it's around here somewhere."

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"I'm more of an 'I like to watch' dog."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Man types with beer on his computer.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"Have you ever wanted something so bad that you'd actually save up the money to buy it?"

"What are we doing today?"

'Hey man that's a gas!'

"I'm starting to realize for you your loafers aren't just a fashion statement but a lifestyle."

Totally Relaxed Fit Jeans

"My lines have become blurred, I can't remember whether I'm drinking the medicinal or the recreational wine."

'I'm making pot pie.'

'Everyone called and canceled for tonight's dinner party? Awesome!'

"Sloth!"

"I'm a type B personality in a type A large business."

"When you called yourself a playboy...."

"We're just like one big happy family here."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, lady, can't you read?"

Customer Relationship Management at Surf City Hospital

"Ooh, Dave. Your DNA results have come back! According to this, you're 10% German, 15% Irish, and 75% layabout."

'I think you're our kind of people.'

'Don't tell me I've forgotten it's Causal Friday..?'

Worried Too Much. Worries Too Little

Two youths

2010 festival guide - get stoned, come home.

"Look on the bright side. If I'm out of work, can't get sacked!"

'This is our manager. He prides himself on being very much hands off.'

'Let me be the one to tell him he won the Relaxed Manager of the Year Award.'

"The fundamental problem with this company is that it has too much of a laid back attitude."