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Labrador.

The Silence of the Lab.

A yellow dog

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."

'A geneticist laid bare my genetic blueprint, and I feel violated.'

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

'...Or not.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

'You've made a breakthrough in FINANCIAL research?', 'Yep! - I split the ATM!'

Spa Dog

"Oh, stop hyperventilating! You went on vacation to relax, remember?"

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"I've learned a lot in sixty-three years. But, unfortunately, almost all of it is about aluminum."