Labradoodle Devotee T-Shirts

Frankenstein's Labradoodle

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

If you bathe a skunk in tomato juice, it will smell like a dog. A bird in the hand is better than two in your shorts. Never wear aqua after Thanksgiving. Unconventional wisdom.

"Foster failure"

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Licensed Therapist

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

Canine Companion

'It's a Joan Biro.'

Updated Nursery Rhyme #27.

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Happy.

'That large, rolled up newspaper is a reminder - mess up in this office and you'll pay the price.'

Pet a Puppy

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

'Fetching is a good thing...but there can be TOO MUCH of a good thing.'

A woman with a dog and a baby on a leash

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

"A little help, please."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"Did you get my tweet?"