Labor Rights Crusaders Gifts

'I need my illegal aliens - to keep wages low and benefits non - existent!'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

"We need a union!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

"A wage increase to match inflation."

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Telekinetics on strike...

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Sick

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

"Look - we'll whistle when it's fifteen dollars an hour."

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

Wage Slavery

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

"Don't worry - if we double the minimum wage it will still be nothing."

Member of two trade unions

"But it will never get better if you picket"

Tired of long hours and lousy pay, Bob begins a work-to-rule campaign.

"As a show of our commitment to your right to work, we're happy to offer you a contract that meets all your demands."

Wildcat Strike.

Spiked prison bunk.

"There's no udder way. Support your union!"

USA Slavery

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'My union prevented taking away our dental plan to pay for executive bonuses!'

'And finally, on these wage demands I give no quarter; a dime is my last offer.'

'Great! That was blocking my view of the powerful tides of wild capitalism.'

Equity Table Dance Club

John Lewis