Labor Rights Champions Gifts

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

The International and May Day Terrorism

"We need a union!'

"You'll do everything...accounting, marketing, manufacturing...with no pay or benefits...and three years from now we'll trade you in for a newer, sexier model."

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

International Women's Day: End Violence Against Women!

Telekinetics on strike...

"We'll take a 10% cut in benefits if you'll take a 10% cut in stock options."

"Leave it to humans - making robotics do the striking."

Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.

Worker Rights and the Smoking Ban

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'Employee benefits? Sure, here you are!'

"The union is objecting to our 'grotesquely inflated' wages, do you think they'd settle for 'outrageously inflated' instead?"

"We're striking for minimum levels of service."

'In this pyramid we are unionized. We don't accept more than 50 lashes per day.'

The Trans Pacific Partnership! Negotiated in Secret! No input from labor, consumer, or environmental organizations...

A worker is crossing a 'Labor Unions' Bridge - It is starting to come apart.

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

'The problem is, you don't take enough pride in your temporary, no benefit, below living wage job!'

'In other words, we want you to get paid like our union employees.'

'The union card does it every time.'

"When given a choice, a lot of them prefer eternal torment over being stuck in a 9 to 5 job."

"We located our factory in your country because there is no word for leisure in your language."

'We've been given three months notice backdated twelve weeks.'

'Great! That was blocking my view of the powerful tides of wild capitalism.'

USA Slavery

"A serf? We don't call you 'serfs' anymore. Nowadas we call you flexibly employed staff members!"

'I'm Dorothy, and I'm your OZ union organizer!'