Labor Relations Expert Pillows

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional..."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

BEWARE OF THE DOG!; 'So much for management's pledge to bargain in good faith.'

'You can't fire me! -- This is a right-to-work state!'

The Hockey World

"What's important is that we learn from what we must never admit happened."

'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'

'You've changed since we got married.'

'She seems to think I only have one thing on my mind.'

'It took me years of training, but now he's my perfect man.'

"Ours will be the first mixed marriage in my family. Dog people NEVER marry cat people."

'We like the teamwork idea, but Billy won't let us play with his ball.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'Your employee is either guilty of 'gross misconduct' or 'gross negligence'... you can't start disciplinary procedures on the basis that he is just 'plain gross'.'

'OK, who moved the photocopier?'

"John and Sidney work in human relations."

'What do you mean, 'away team'? -- You're firing me, aren't you?'

"The law is an ass...employment law, however, is an asset."

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

'I don't know about you, but he was really beginning to get on my nerves.'

Trump Lashes Out at John Bolton

"I've never, ever taken you for granted, Ingrid."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"Before we start our wages negotiation talks, the lads would like to congratulate the chairman on his 83% salary increase."

"Corporate thinks it's time we updated our motivational strategies."

'I leave a few spaces so you can get a few words in edgeways.'

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

"Just tell us who's winning."

"The secret of our relationship? Easy. She just acts as if I don't even exist."

'There are signs of improvement but I wouldn't order Christmas cards with both your names on them.'

Is this Randy the Love Doctor? Speaking. What ails you, sister? People were right: Now that gay people in all 50 states can marry, it's destroyed marriage altogether. My husband Larry just left me and moved in with Earl the plumber. First of all, ma'am, I'm pretty sure you have no idea how these things work. The supreme court gave Larry the gay. How do I undo the gay?

Wage Slavery