Labor Law Experts Pillows

Uber Out of Luck

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'As a CEO, I stand up for our rights. You've got the right to work 17 hours a day and if you don't do it, I've got the right to fire you.'

The Hockey World

'Enough is enough. We're sick of being overworked and underpaid.'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'If someone sent an email and the National Security Agency did not spy on it, would it still be an email?'

Jaws 3 - The Litigation

'How can the employees accuse me of running a sweatshop? Don't I let them go home after midnight?'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'I take it you're looking to some extra hours!'

"My conclusion that he lied was based on his body language, his polygraph results, and the complete implausibility of his story."

Wage Slavery

Progressive Democrats Like Elizabeth Warren Want a Higher Minimum Wage That Is Way Too Low

NDAs for non VIPs

"Or perhaps we could just have them wear these 'M-for-Muslim' patches...."

"Watch out for Donlan. He came back from Tokyo with a black belt in collective bargaining."

The relationship between you and your employer is not one of equals....Being in a union fixes the imbalance!

The Verdict Is Union Yes!

'Let's be fair and take a vote - how many here think we need a minimum wage increase?'

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

"Homework is work, and work without breaks is a federal offense that can be reported to the labor board."

'You can't start a job interview with 'How are you ?' It's a veiled inquiry into my general health.'

"I can't decide whether to specialize in criminal law or legal punditry."

'The union told me what we could do with our contract proposal.'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

What did you know?/When did you know it?

Unison plans strikes

"Of course under the new contract 24 hour cover will be optional..."

Right to work legislation strangles the unions.

'All equality acts are created equal but some are more equal than others.'

'They're still ticked off about losing the cost-of-living allowance.'

They Even Use Astronomy to Screw Workers

'Working time directive waiver - please sign here.'

'I'm a Hunting Dog you see: Before I can help you with the herding duties, I need to check with my Trade Union...'