Lab Manager Gifts

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

'They hyena didn't get hired for its cute spots. They hyena got hired because it goes for the throat when buying compounds!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"My homework ate my dog."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

'What's your blood type?'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."