Lab Manager Gifts

'We're looking for somebody in medical research.'

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

'They want to close our lab. What's that all about?'

'They hyena didn't get hired for its cute spots. They hyena got hired because it goes for the throat when buying compounds!'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"My homework ate my dog."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

'What's your blood type?'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Well, at least it has bubbles.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.