Lab-loving Storyteller Pillows

'What are YOU looking at?'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

Frankenfish

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"I feel so seen right now."

Test-tube people

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

Confusion in A Jar.

Scientist with test tube.