Lab-loving Storyteller Prints

'What are YOU looking at?'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

Around the Dogbox in 80 Days.

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"Okay, who's been messing with the copy machine?"

'Wow! Oh, wait -- It's only a Nobel consolation prize.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Frankenfish

'The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your actions.'

'Your test results are in - and here's a first, the Lab Techs have asked to meet you.'

"I feel so seen right now."

Working On Silly String Theory.

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

'Colds! Sore throats! Flue! Did anyone ever tell you you're a hypochondriac?'

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

'I don't know whether we should call the world pres or keep quiet?'

Test-tube people

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade wine?'

'Sorry, Professor Kleinzweck -- your 'Chaos Theory' program just crashed.'

'I didn't exactly write the article, but...well, I didn't exactly do the research either.'

Confusion in A Jar.

'You can't call it a miracle drug just because you added miracle whip!'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

'Reallly Miss Jones...all this fuss over a silly little spider!'

'Are you our new glue-ru?'