Lab Lifestylist Gifts

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Macho Vegetarian

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

DNA Xmas.

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

You inserted donkey DNA into an insect? I made a braying mantis!

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."