Lab Lifestylist Gifts

'I don't understand it - there was a little pile of solar dust from Advanced Composition Explorer right here a moment ago.'

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"I hope he has skeletons in his closet."

"It started with a simple case of peer-review."

'I wish they'd hurry up and fix the wind tunnel.'

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'I don't believe it - if this evidence is correct it'll rock the very foundations of our research grant application.'

Happy Bifurcation Day,

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

'Quickly boy, tell me which test tube you drank from?!'

Macho Vegetarian

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'A little squirt like Graubart would theorize that the Universe is contracting!'

'I'm inventing an acid that eats through anything.'

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

"At this point, we know it's addictive."

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

Dr. Darrin found her peer review process unnerving.

"Eureka!!" "Guess again, Einstein."

'We've proven without a doubt, that this particle has a negative charge. Unfortunately, an accelerator in Switzerland has proven, without a doubt, that it has a positive charge.'

DNA Xmas.

"Maybe Earth's primordial soup did contain polyester."

Great progress has been made in the science of genetic clowning.

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

'Hey, guys, come over here. I just discovered the telescope.'

'It took some doing, but I finally traced my roots back to the first amoeba.'

"I thought he would run all sorts of scientific tests."

'Doctor, one placebo or two with your tea?'

"Stop being creative and discover something already."

"Maybe we should have tried it on the rats first."

Bacterial Culture