Lab Life Observers Mugs

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'Long shift?'

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

"Heads or tails?"

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

Life and Death

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

"I'm afraid this whole experiment is about to go south."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Mice 25¢

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'Hey! Down in front!'

Maternity Hospital

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

Sponge Blog

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"I remember when this was all forest..."

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'No, you may NOT see a menu.'

Where the Wild things Aren't.

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'They're always busy with something - they interact and they build things, but there's no indication that they actually think.'

Hearse on an emergency