Life Cycle Observer Mugs

"That will be mine."

A vicar looks at his in tray and out tray containing a newborn baby and a coffin

Old fly...retirement home.

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

"Heads or tails?"

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

'Long shift?'

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

Life and Death

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Shark food pyramid.

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

"Ok, maybe this isn't happening."

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"I've been at loose ends lately."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

'Hey! Down in front!'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

"Ooh, you’ve got a little piece of retiree caught in your teeth."

'George always was a hog for fast food.'

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Sponge Blog

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Johnson, I need you to stop hanging around and gossiping at the sanitizer station."

"What starts with a full moon, ends with a full moon.

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Some day I'll be choosing your nursing home."

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.