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'Left, right, left, right. Can't he make up his mind?'

"Where do you see yourself in 20 to 25 years?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

"Heads or tails?"

'Long shift?'

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'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

Life and Death

"Come on, be a sport! The cliffs are lined with kids and bus-loads of retirees: let's give them a breaching display to remember!"

"I need a more interactive you."

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"We'll have to retract that article. On of our co-authors is the night watchman."

Sooner or later, 'These trying times' become 'The good ol' days'.'

Mice 25¢

Maternity Hospital

"Happy anniversary, dear. How about a second honeymoon?" "Sure. Who with?"

I've always said ignorance is bliss, but what do I know?

None O' Your Larks

"Has your mother called yet on the international situation?"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

"Johnson, I need you to stop hanging around and gossiping at the sanitizer station."

'I'm his best friend, until his wife walks in.'

"Well, I'll be - he cut and ran."

"Keep an eye on Old Bound Volume of Harpers. He's on the make."

"Better safe than sorry, son."

'Wow Fred! The scientists that caught you called you 'Carcharodon Carcharias'... Wait till I tell the others...'

'Now watch carefully. You can learn from my mistakes.'

'I hope I'm not intruding...'

Where the Wild things Aren't.

Highway of Life. No, Ernie, we're on cruise control. It just seems like we're going faster the further we go.

'Have you noticed it, too?'

'They're always busy with something - they interact and they build things, but there's no indication that they actually think.'