Ordinary Life Observer Mugs

Where the Wild things Aren't.

"Couldn't you have just laughed instead of spelling 'LOL' in your alphabet soup?"

"We're looking for that perfect blend of vision, ambition and ethical ambiguity."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

"Serendipity is not a strategy."

"Do you want to be vaguely dissatisfied with Italian or Korean?"

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Terry had a computer bug.

"It's his emotional support animal."

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

'Long shift?'

"Life: play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, play, school, first love, brief happiness, breakup, regret, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, school, play, work, play, w

'You can tell your grandkids, you rode the most expensive vehicle on Earth!'

Life and Death

"I don't know how to tell you this, but it looks like you have a brain the size of a walnut."

"Of course, the actual honey is all made overseas."

Fire hydrant with regular or sparkling water

'My salary increase got a few oo-hs.. but no ah-hs..'

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Beats me how pregnancy has survived into the modern era. There's no reception desk, product guarantee nor customer service department!"

"Mom said mopping up my snow tracks is a good start for my bucket list."

"No, it's not codependency. The neediness is just in one direction."

"Remember that requirement that you work without supervision? Forget it."

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

"He was much more effective in the field."

"Closing averages on the human scene were mixed today. Brotherly love was down two points, while enlightened self-interest gained a half. Vanity showed no movement, and guarded optimism slipped a point in sluggish trading. Over all, the status quo remained unchanged."

'Put simply, we need our website to tell consumers all about our company without really telling them anything about our company,'

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

Mice 25¢

In case of panic, push button.

Jenkins! Why is it everything in this office is voice-activated except you?

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

All You Can Tweet Restaurant.

Maternity Hospital