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"Hi dad."

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Poor Kleinzweck -- his working hypothesis got laid off.'

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

'Simply put.'

"I'm going to get you fired."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'How about a toast to my breakthrough?!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

'Seven layers in one dip? Gentlemen, what have we wrought?'

"No party - it's for testing the atom smasher."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

"My first night in the lab and I was clearly the smallest brain in the place."

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point'. Tennyson.'

"I said to make a thousand CLONES."

'Well, well - this should create a nice little wave of panic and hysteria.'

'There are two types of alchemy - there's organic and there's inorganic.'

Where did you learn alchemy? Elementary school.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'I'm growing mini human brains from stem cells.'

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"That's just great. I discover the cure for the common cold and all you can do is criticize."