Lab Fun Seeker Gifts

Laboratory: Protons /Electrons/Morons

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Cow's straw

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

'The girls must be feeling better...'

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

"...and she said 'MOO!'"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Mother pours bubble bath into child's plastic pool

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

He likes to make work fun

Pesky students.

Too much monkey business...

Circus Act

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."