Kwarky Experimenter Prints

"The control group has taken control."

"Young Frankenstein"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Sexual chemistry set

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"Could you keep still?"

'Let's see what else will explode in the microwave!'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."

"What lead you to growing human tests in a test tube?"

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"The trouble is, professor, you see the Erlenmeyer flask half empty and I see it half full."

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

'I'm trying to turn gold into gasoline.'

'...the side effects of this designer drug are more beneficial than it's intended use!'

"I feel so seen right now."

Cursing Scientist.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, Esq.

Flo was mortified when she discovered that her web cam was broadcasting when she was testing out possible new looks.

Science Project: Monkey See, Monkey Do.

No other lab did as cutting edge research using lab rats as test subjects as McWit Lab.

'J.B. Potts, Head of Research, Aerodynamics...'

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'I don't like being a crash dummy either but there are some jobs humans won't do.'

'...then add some of the yellow powder to those blue crystals, heat it for a while, and see how you like it.'

Scientist with test tube.

Wishing Well

"Great. First our funding ran out, now the rat."

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'