Kwanzaa Pillows

Happy everything to everybody.

'I thought it was special every year.' (Guy looking at Kwanzaa Holiday Special display in window)

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'My electric car is giving me static!'

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Cosmonaut

Nails pinning down the hammer that usually strikes them.

The Big Tipper

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Siri, find oxygen."

"And where do you see yourself in the next 7-8 billion years?"

Leaving a Real Impression: That's one small step for (a) man, one giant leap for mankind.

Paw readings

"This electric car is environmentally friendly and will bring your family closer together."

There are dreams...And then there's reality...

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

"A study finds that there are billions of earth-like planets in our galaxy."

High Five

'Sheisse ... What ein dream!' - Freud

'IQ shortage, help wanted.'

Industrial Beautification van

"I dreamed last night that I was furious at you for charging me for missing last week's session. What do you think it means?"

Guitar Hero.

"10 - 9 - 8 - 7 — Get your finger out of my ear! Buzz, go sit down. Now I lost count. Re-starting countdown: 100 - 99 - 98 — Buzz, I swear to god..."

"Tesla's founder Elon Musk launched his spacex rocket today with a successful pinpoint return to earth. . . General motors said it would rebuild its plant and start again from scratch."

'Do you have to yell 'far out!' every time you see something new?'

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

Planets in solar system form a New World Order.

"So you were abducted by space aliens?"

"The voices in my head want to sing on 'American Idol.'"