Kubrick Aficionado T-Shirts

"Owen's a big Kubrick fan."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

Movie Awards. That movie always comes alone and never stays for the after-party. It's an independent film.

I'm Spartacus.

Frank & Ernest. Signe Painted. Cosmetology Dept. That should be "cosmology"! Why do you always get those two confused? I always think the one about space should have an "et" in it.

'Nine national treasures in one film! Start writing your Oscar speech, darling.'

Hollywood Breakup

Dr. Strangelove, D.D.S.

Al, have you ever seen the movie "Harvey"? That rabbit was imaginary, but you must believe me: my wolverine is real!

John Waters

"I don't think we can take 10,000 lakes as collateral."

Duplass Brothers

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"So Mr Bond, we meet again."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

"You're going out there an annoying, mannered girl, but you're going to come back an indie queen."

Janet Leigh

"Hey, Zorro! You forgot your mask."

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

"Take your time, Ma'am. Can you identify your least favorite Batman?"

Anyone else think the movie was better? Book club bouncer.

'So, who's not a happy bunny?'

"And now the award for..."

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Milla Jovovich

Jennifer Lopez

"I'm having trouble with the ending."

"That was a feel-good movie. How come I don't feel so good?"

Easter Bunny HQ. United States. If all these states can move up their primaries, why can't I move Easter ahead of Valentine's Day?!

Ghost Porn

Portrait of Stanley Kubrick

William Wallace over-applies the talcum powder before battle.