Kosher Pillows

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

Night of the Latkes

"OMG, LOL!"

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Pre-nuptual Nativity

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"First, do no ham."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"First, you have to get their attention."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

"The dove must be back."

I brought my lawyer to go over the small print.

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

"Hi! Is this Jesus of Nazarath, son of David? This is Stan. We're family! I found you on Ancestry."

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"T.G.I.F!"

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Holy monk.