Kosher Mugs

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."

Night of the Latkes

"OMG, LOL!"

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Please take your receipt!'

'What are you giving up for Lent this year?' - 'Anchovies.' - 'I thought you hated anchovies?' - 'I do. Care for a cookie instead?' - 'Lent is supposed to be about challenge and sacrifice!' - 'Play to win, Baby!'

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

When The Seven Deadly Sins Come Knocking.

Pre-nuptual Nativity

'When I asked for your favourite Saint, I didn't think of someone like Michael Ballack, son.'

"This wandering in the desert for forty years thing -- It IS allegorical, isn't it?"

Nativity - The sitcom

'So long as he doesn't preach what he practices.'

'Still no money, but a lot more IOU's than usual!'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"Thanks Moses, but I prefer my water bottled."

Churchwarden Talking to Rector

"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."

"First, do no ham."

Priests Play Good Priest, Bad Priest

"First, you have to get their attention."

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

I brought my lawyer to go over the small print.

"The dove must be back."

'Oh, ick! -- I just stepped on a fish!'

REPENT, 'Hey! -- Go find your own corner!'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

"T.G.I.F!"

Holy monk.

Pope Francis on public transport.