Kosher Cuisine Enthusiast Pillows

"Hey Mrs. Weinberg. Just a few groceries for you today then?"

Night of the Latkes

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Lottery - come back to eat here 20 times and you will win million dollar in lottery.

A tureen of chefs

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Safer Torah

"You are so lucky I keep kosher."

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

'Hi. I'm Rabbi Feldman, and I'll be your mohel this evening.'

'Free Chen Cuangcheng fortune cookies are here!'

"The chef would like to thank you for filling in the questionnaire and after watching you on our CCTV, he has these comments for you: You all chose the wrong wine and cutlery with your food and...'"

"Actually, I was first drawn to Judaism not because of the religious beliefs but the dietary restrictions!"

"I'm sorry, sir, but you needed to order the kosher meal when you were abducted."

'Whoa, what's this? I specifically requested the Kosher mean.'

The Life Cycle of Cholent

"Look, it's manna or nothing - No WAY He's going to give us ham sandwiches!"

"It's not a question of kosher. He's checking the rabbi's name to see if it's one whose politics he agrees with."

"What foul and wicked concoction brews here?"

"That by you is a wish? 'A toasted bialy with cream cheese'?"

Kosher fish taunts

"For you, $3.50."

"Mmmm! This is delicious!"

Israel Zangwill.

"It's Barbara Streisand and I'm listening to her because she's Jewish so she puts me in the mood to practice my Bat Mitzvah Haftorah."

'Only twelve tribes and they've already lost TEN of them?'

"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."

"And here's a list of food you can't eat."