Knowledge Addict Pillows

The Wiki Man.

Fear/Knowledge

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

Eternal Student.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

The Bookworm

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

"Teach yourself what you don't know you don't know."

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

Historical memory is on life support.

"Pssst! Do you have anything on American history?"

Interdisciplinary studies.

Do your research!

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Eat not of the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. Its sources have yet to be verified."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

Back to school.

The intellectual.

Screen Time vs Book Time

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Inside One's Memory Bank

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

"I've outgrown my backpack."

Higher wisdom...

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Super Student

Hanging off every word...

"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."