Trivia Addict Pillows

"We're running a bit short of time tonight, so let's skip the questions and go right to the answers."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

Victoria's pre-marriage questionnaire continues...'Can I get input from the guys at the bar on this one?'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Useless information"

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

'Does sports trivia count as something I learned today?'

'I don't know much about history, don't know much biology ... but we'll be OK if there's a round on song lyrics.'

"Oh my God, they're gassing refugees. Look at this family!"

Useless information desk at trivia buff convention

Dreams I have had...

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I'm sorry, sir, but I've got to ask you another question. I heard someone in the courtroom shout out the correct answer."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

The Invention of the Wheel

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'I'm afraid we can't make it. Harry just finished watching Meet the Press, C-Span, Face the Nation, Fox News Sunday, the Sunday Times, Newsweek, Time...'

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

The end of election 2016

The Month of July

"? ???????? ?????, ??? ???????? ? Waukesha County."

EU Deal

"To sum up the political platforms of the candidates....Trump wants to put Hillary in prison, and Hillary wants Trump on the sexual predator list."

Albert Einstein and book

E Pluribus Nada

Eddy's mom suggested that he do his speech on cue cards.

"We're having a test on the states today, and I can never remember which one was number fifty."

Baldness Facts

election polling

"I'll check your circulation."