Knitlethe Gifts

Annual sportknitting Derby

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

"If you ask me, wearing these things only makes them nervous."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

No Immediate Danger

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

City Boy.

Love linked

Saxophone Player.

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

Serenading

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Push for Disco...

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I don't believe in you!"

"More quarters! For God's sake, more quarters!!"

"I want to be street smart so I can be a road scholar."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"...and she said 'MOO!'"