Knit Crusader Pillows

'These shareholders' meetings are turning a bit nasty.'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

"Quit moving"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

A Blanksy

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"Not again!"

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym

That'll teach you to chase cars!'