Knit Crusader Mugs

'These shareholders' meetings are turning a bit nasty.'

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

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"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'It's almost time to get the cross-country skis out and dust them off.'

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

"Quit moving"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

"Not again!"

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

Sure, it's just to find the royal remote, but a quest is a quest, Ernie!

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

A Blanksy

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

"Remember, guys – what happens in this CrossFit gym is references ad nauseam outside this CrossFit gym