Canvas Crusader Mugs

Money vs Art.

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'

Golden Days for Artists

Art Exhibit - show my parents the art degree wasn't a waste.

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

Devil and Angel Fighting over Artist.

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"Quit moving"

"I refuse to prostitute my art, except for money."

"Oh, my husband is clever alright, but not in the conventional way: he's an artist you see..."

A Blanksy

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Just call me Picasso!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Stop staring"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Painter's Duel.

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'My right brain isn't working.'

"Ok, let's sneak up on Mr. Canvas and see if we can make a good impression."

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

Ocotillo

Save the Cacti.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

Artist paints UNDO icon onto canvas.

Caped Character

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'Unfortunately, he's very productive in paintings, not money.'