Knighthood Ponderer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your knighthood ponderer? Discover amusing and charming items that blend medieval heroism with inventive humor. Perfect for those who enjoy deep thoughts and brave adventures, our products bring a playful twist to noble pursuits.

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Damsel NOT in distress.

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....' mockup

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue." mockup

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

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"What was I thinking?!"

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"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President." mockup

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

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How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance? mockup

How do you fell about buying your own health insurance?

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'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.' mockup

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

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'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?' mockup

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

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The Politics of Food.

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'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.' mockup

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

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'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?' mockup

'Just one God? - But won't he be outnumbered?'

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'What did He do before he was God?' mockup

'What did He do before he was God?'

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Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer? mockup

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

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"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con." mockup

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

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'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!' mockup

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

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God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas. mockup

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

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"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS." mockup

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

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A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice. mockup

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

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'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.' mockup

'No, I'm not into astronomy. That telescope is for you to see your new parking spot.'

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Biden Workload

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Various Birds of Pray.

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"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?" mockup

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

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'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,' mockup

'I know we're laying up treasures in Heaven, but I still think you should talk to the Church Board about your pension,'

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'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.' mockup

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

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"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'" mockup

"My basic judicial philosophy is 'Guilty.'"

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'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?' mockup

'Is it politically correct to be more or less ashamed than usual of being English today?'

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"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!" mockup

"The news lady says this bad guy was charged with assault...but he didn't have rifle. How's that possible?!"

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"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!" mockup

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

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Mounted Devil

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'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.' mockup

'We don't have a health plan, but we have a very nice cemetery right out in the churchyard.'

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'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!' mockup

'I can't take off my clothes - I'm Missouri Synod Lutheran!'

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Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...' mockup

Lotus Position: 'I'm a fiscal conservative, but a liberal on social issues and the environment...'

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"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!" mockup

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"

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Knighthood Ponderer Gifts Collection

Knighthood Ponderer Mugs

Explore our collection of humorous and heroic mugs designed for the knighthood ponderer, perfect for coffee or tea breaks during even the most pondering days.

Knighthood Ponderer Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that add a medieval touch to their relaxation space, inspiring knightly dreams and thoughtful reflections.

Knighthood Ponderer Prints

Find inspiring art prints that capture the essence of noble pondering and medieval adventure, ideal for decorating any creative space.

Knighthood Ponderer T-Shirts

Check out our clever t-shirts that celebrate the noble spirit and creative pondering of your knightly friend. Comfortable and fun, they’re great for everyday heroics.