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'There you go, heat them up and discard the ones that don't open.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Knight Golfing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

John Bunyan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

WiFi Signals

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Moby Dick

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

Addicted to reading

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

'The knights are drawing closer'

Reading

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Don Quichotte

Knights Wing Mirrors.