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'There you go, heat them up and discard the ones that don't open.'

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Knight Golfing

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

WiFi Signals

'Isn't it cute the way they compete so hard?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

Addicted to reading

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Sir Jasper Murgatroyd

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Take the picture, dam it, take the picture!"

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"We'll settle this the old-fashioned way - with a dance-off."