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Man reading dangerous crime book.

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"I'm torn, Randy. I don't know what to think." "About what, little buddy?" "Star Trek. The last movie got rave reviews. Critics and audiences loved it. Therefore, I loved it too. But it didn't come anywhere close to earning $1 billion at the box office. And these days, any movie that doesn't earn $1 billion is a complete failure. Therefore, I must hate it. I'm in limbo until the hive mind comes to a consensus." "Except for honey, nothing good ever comes from hives."

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

Pirates: "To absent Limbs."

A vicar is reading 'The Great Begatsby' written by Abraham.

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

Mad Hatter's tea party.

'Bront?saurus.'

Jane Austen

"Speed reader...?"

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"I dropped my goblet!"

'What are you staring at? . . . Please save me from the English majors.'

"You'd like a book by Shakespeare? Certainly sir - which one. . .?"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

A new book with a little bit of this and a little bit of that.

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Symbolism for Artists

"You're a surprisingly good kisser for having two different dead guys' lips."

"The butler did it!"

"You taught him to bring the paper?" "Just the comics."

The 1 Minute Scape Goat.

"I requested a specialist in magma, not manga."

Anthropomorphic Fiction.

What Started the Incident at Roswell

Aristophanes

"That's a nice little book. It didn't waste too much of my time."

'I wish you didn't have to bring your work home with you.'

George Orwell.