Kitty Comics Aficionado Pillows

Another last "first date" for Daphne "...and here's kitty peeking out of a shoe box. Oh! And here he is playing with a dead birdie! Oh how cute! Here's Kitty looking around a corner! And..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'The school bus drove off without me. The driver said she couldn't allow one more peanut butter sandwich on her bus.'

'You know bank pens never work. Why didn't you write the holdup note before we left?!'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

'Incidentally, our health insurance has limited eye coverage.'

'We know you have a cat.'

Cat and owner sticking out tongues at each other.

Cat Boss

"I think he just ashed on me."

Kidnapping Lord Haw-Haw

Two cats are high off catnip.

Father Sinead takes confession.... "You did F%!&>$G what, you C%*T!"

'Will Work For Food, The Take, Like, Two Bites And Walk Away.'

"It's kittens."

'Going up?'

'Coffee? Kitten?'

"Darling, I can't sleep. I mean, what if the kitten should get it into his head to press that button of his?"

Minister's File

Jim Jr. never felt like he fit in with the rest of his family.

Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...

'Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize 1 egg?'

"So for you being buried alive was largely a negative experience?"

Kitten Futures

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Ganges

'After twenty years in this business, the nuttiness starts to rub off a little.'

'What do you mean, you want a divorce?'

Cupid Shoots at Open Heart Surgery.

Another myth dispelled.