Kitty Comedy Fan Mugs

"A name is a meaningless societal construct and mine is Queen Flealizabeth the Furred."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Diving Cat.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

"She's all over YouTube."

Paging for a Doctor

Dog traps the postman.

'We know you have a cat.'

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

Shakespeare Project

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

Joe Hundredaire

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Cat Chores

Dog makes cats float with helium.

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

'Your eating in bed is really getting out of hand.'

"He's a bird-dog."

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Crufts "If you can read this you are too close"

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

Blood Donor Centre