Kitty Comedy Fan Prints

"A name is a meaningless societal construct and mine is Queen Flealizabeth the Furred."

'Oh come on! I can't be that bad!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Diving Cat.

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

"Projectile hairballing."

"She's all over YouTube."

Paging for a Doctor

'We know you have a cat.'

Dog traps the postman.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

Cat Lover's Leap.

'I refuse to believe that Winkie was a terrorist.'

Shakespeare Project

'Hey, you could get arrested for doing stuff like... Oh, you ARE getting arrested.'

"This next song is called - 'I want to kill you'."

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

Joe Hundredaire

"You're new on catapults aren't you Murphy?"

'Ok, so you smelled gas and then you ... wait a minute! You're a family of opossums?'

"That's the pill I gave the cat this afternoon!"

Henry was hoping nobody would notice that he had lost his helmet...'

'It all started when she started playing with the ball of yarn.'

Cat Chores

'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'

Dog makes cats float with helium.

"He's a bird-dog."

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

'Yes, I did watch three pay-per-view movies while you were gone. Just how long did you expect a ball of yarn to entertain me?'

Dumbstruck 'More tea and cack Sheryl' - Two flies share high tea

"Dear Diary, finished reading the novel, got a bit of weeding done, had 'The Big Conversation' with the wife… HA! Just kidding. Slept."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Ignore them... Meow... Meow! Wuff! Wuff-wuff."