Kitten Nurturer T-Shirts

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A midwife holding a baby

North Pole

'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'

Allotment

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

'I used to do that, but it just grows again.'

"Now our contestant will try to guess which of you is the very last individual of your species."

How can he sleep so comfortably knowing that pillow will someday be clogging a land fill...

Garden Shop - Top Soil, Bottom Soil (manure)

Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

An old man growing berries

Just Stop Boil

Bird Torture.

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Insect extinction

"Bob! Your manure's here!"

'That plant food really works!'

Population rocket

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

The Cat Spa

'Don finally figured out a way to keep the squirrels from getting at the bird feeder.'

Mother's Love

F&E Nursery. I've heard that plants have intelligence. Give me your smartest plant. A cactus is the sharpest plant around!

'Now I am become life, creator of worlds."

Nature Lovers

'You think it's easy, being married to a man who thinks of nothing but his work?'

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

Jonathan was so sleep deprived after the arrival of his baby that he accidentally burped a workmate.