Kitchen Utensil Humor T-Shirts

"I'm a dish, not a bowl. This was never going to work."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"States of tofu"

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Wok. Don't Wok.

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Charles didn't like tofu."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'I was in the catering corps.'

Deliboys

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

'And that's how to make pancakes.'

"Carpe pizza"

'How do you stop a fish from smelling?'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Amy Sedaris

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

When Tia Carmen says... "It's time to eat healthy!" it means... "I'm only using one stick of butter instead of three."

"Dad fixed you a balanced breakfast - the runny eggs are balanced with burnt toast!"

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

Sisyphus Sawyer

"I'll have the vegetable lasagne, hold the vegetables."