Kitchen Rule Followers T-Shirts

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Dog Crossing

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

'Clarice, you know our rule. You cannot date anyone who has...'

'Continue gently simmering for ten minutes...'

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

Angel with speed camera.

"Oh-now I see where we part company. You are cleaving unto the spirit of the law, while I am cleaving to the letter of the law!"

"Do you mind? I'm reading the prospectus carefully before investing."

"You were doing the speed limit. I found that suspicious."

'He had it coming to him - he didn't follow government guidelines.'

'Cookery is the new rock n' roll'

"It's empty because the health department banned everything inside the box."

"Baldo, why are you eating dessert first?"

'Dirty, lesbian, whore, bitch, gang bangs turned out to be Finding Nemo!'

'It's a whole new twist - a straight-laced detective who does everything by the book.'

Sign Stating 'Keep off the Grass! Thy Tresspasses will Not be Forgiven."

'Have you got an Environmental Impact Statement for that castle, son?'

'That's our safety director. He takes safety very seriously.'