Kitchen Pun Lovers Mugs

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"The Knuckle Sandwich is good."

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"A little lamb please."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Octopi a la mode.

ACME Condiments Quality Control. The boss wants to know if you're going to pass the ketchup.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Pickled beets.

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

(Omi God! Pigs in a blanket!)

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Guac-A-Mole"

Whipping Cream

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Life is pointless."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"That sounds interesting - What is it?"

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

Gastrique Bypass

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

"Bingo, that's what I thought: It's a blood-sausage!"

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'