Kitchen Organization Warriors Gifts

I Have Too Many Coffee Cups

You're the puff in my pastry!

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

A butcher and his apprentice.

Cook being told what to do by housemaid

10 Commandments if God was a Woman...

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

No matter your skills, there's something you can volunteer to do.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

"I can't get the blasted tin opener to work."

'Come over here and nag me, I'm homesick.'

'Isn't it time you got over your silly fear of water?'

"It's cold outside. You're not going anywhere without your oven mitts!"

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

No fly zone

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Darling, whip me something up in the kitchen.'

Pizza Fencing

'The food inspector, Sir!'

"Okay, I get the message."

"This Bounty is useless against the Quicker Messer Maker."

'In spite of all our communication gadgets, the fridge is still the undisputed information center of our household.'

"Ordering groceries online can be unpredictable."

"There's the handoff, and it looks like Dad is going to go with an option route, avoiding the rush from the dishwasher, sweeping left, evading the teenager blitz and heading directly to the liquor store!"