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"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Come dine with me!

"Hold it right there, ma'am! If you get too close to the artwork, I'll have to ask you to leave the gallery."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Spatula Conductor

The History of Anti-stick

Chef makes a cook book.

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

'Is it still edible?'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

Banana Midlife Crisis

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

'Get off me you Crepe.'

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

Never mix business and pleasure.

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

"Do you have any other snack concepts?"

'Too many fridge magnets.'

Bakery. How do you manage to always get your buns in that perfect shape? I use that roll model.

'He's marvellous in the kitchen. every night he does all the washing up and licks my cooker clean.'