Kitchen Display Artist T-Shirts

"And then in Italy Paola's collection of canned tomatoes is unrivaled"

Come dine with me!

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

'...now pour the mixture into a baking dish...'

Spatula Conductor

Chef makes a cook book.

The History of Anti-stick

'Of course, the self-cleaning models tend to cost a little more.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

'Is it still edible?'

Woman showing her friend her husbands drawings.

'Get off me you Crepe.'

"Gourmet burgers on rustic platters - coming right up!"

Banana Midlife Crisis

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

Never mix business and pleasure.

'Every traditional country kitchen needs an aga like this... It's perfect for keeping the microwave in.'

2...how much it costs to go in there?'

'Keep an eye on McAllister -- I think he's cooking the books.'

'Too many fridge magnets.'

"George! You forgot to put the top on the popcorn popper."