Kitchen Decoration T-Shirts

"I call it 'Organised Cabinet Number One'."

'OK, who's rotting?'

Joey discovers the difference between coffee beans and jelly beans.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Santa Claus's Mail

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'You say 'dead.' I say 'low maintenance.''

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"That's it. We’re toast."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Christmas Tree

Soup of the month.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Cheery little flowers, saying good night, saying good morning!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

Second hand furniture.

Happy Easter

Painting the Ceiling

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Use your imagination.

Christmas in the Fish Bowl

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."