Kitchen Cut-up Mugs

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Too much cilantro

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Salt and Pepper

The Perfect Foil

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Chef copy robot

Flour, sugar, earth, air, fire, water.

"Store policy is that I need a note from your wife."

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Cookery Lesson.

Chef De Party.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"When we remodeled, we decided to go with the granite countertop."

Entertainment systems

Cooking

'Do you want toast with that?'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"You have arrived at your destination."

"That's the last time I ask you to fix anything around here!"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

ABsurd semi-automatic breakfast maker

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

Tupperware Wolf